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Thursday, May 19, 2011
Real online dating correspondence: Part Four
Hark! A new correspondent!
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
What r u up to this evening. I would love to get with you and see what pops up lol . . . . . . . . . . . . . You are stunning and would be a delight
From: Me
To: thisbudz4udollface
Is this like a children's game? Does a weasel pop up? I'm sorry if I stunned you; it was an accident. You'll have to finish the rest of the sentence though.. 'would be a delight'.. 'if you were just 2 inches taller' or 'if you lived closer to me' or 'if you happened to have a great appreciation for Transformers'.
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
Omg lol shut up what city u in
***Two minutes later: another message***
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
I am tall where it matters. 9 inches . And the boom box transformer rox
Charming, isn't he?
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
What r u up to this evening. I would love to get with you and see what pops up lol . . . . . . . . . . . . . You are stunning and would be a delight
From: Me
To: thisbudz4udollface
Is this like a children's game? Does a weasel pop up? I'm sorry if I stunned you; it was an accident. You'll have to finish the rest of the sentence though.. 'would be a delight'.. 'if you were just 2 inches taller' or 'if you lived closer to me' or 'if you happened to have a great appreciation for Transformers'.
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
Omg lol shut up what city u in
***Two minutes later: another message***
From: thisbudz4udollface
To: Me
I am tall where it matters. 9 inches . And the boom box transformer rox
Charming, isn't he?
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Real online dating correspondence: Part Three
From: girl flex
To: Me
I was really hoping I can meet you though, and maybe get head.. cause, after all, you're not cute enough for me to actualy take serious or date.. ull find that on here lots I predict.
From: Me
To: girl flex
Wow.. so I guess the school board is teaching your kid values since yours are totally absent.
Good call on that one, Trent!
Hopefully you won't get hairy palms from all the rubbing and tugging you're doing to mediocre looking women online! I mean, gosh, wasn't it just the other day that you were saying something about my hot mouth?
I'm just so confused now.
From: girl flex
To: Me
gte a life... maybe if you stopped teasing guys on line so much ud actually meet a dude! don't write me back plz
End correspondence.
Unbelievable, right?
Also, as much as I hate to say it.. even though I know this guy is a d-bag, it still hurts to be told I'm 'not cute enough'. Well, hopefully I made him cry a little inside too.
To: Me
I was really hoping I can meet you though, and maybe get head.. cause, after all, you're not cute enough for me to actualy take serious or date.. ull find that on here lots I predict.
From: Me
To: girl flex
Wow.. so I guess the school board is teaching your kid values since yours are totally absent.
Good call on that one, Trent!
Hopefully you won't get hairy palms from all the rubbing and tugging you're doing to mediocre looking women online! I mean, gosh, wasn't it just the other day that you were saying something about my hot mouth?
I'm just so confused now.
From: girl flex
To: Me
gte a life... maybe if you stopped teasing guys on line so much ud actually meet a dude! don't write me back plz
End correspondence.
Also, as much as I hate to say it.. even though I know this guy is a d-bag, it still hurts to be told I'm 'not cute enough'. Well, hopefully I made him cry a little inside too.
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