Saturday, May 14, 2011

Real online dating correspondence: Part Three

From: girl flex
To: Me


I was really hoping I can meet you though, and maybe get head.. cause, after all, you're not cute enough for me to actualy take serious or date.. ull find that on here lots I predict.


From: Me
To: girl flex


Wow.. so I guess the school board is teaching your kid values since yours are totally absent.

Good call on that one, Trent!

Hopefully you won't get hairy palms from all the rubbing and tugging you're doing to mediocre looking women online! I mean, gosh, wasn't it just the other day that you were saying something about my hot mouth?

I'm just so confused now.



From: girl flex
To: Me


gte a life... maybe if you stopped teasing guys on line so much ud actually meet a dude! don't write me back plz


End correspondence.

Unbelievable, right?


Also, as much as I hate to say it.. even though I know this guy is a d-bag, it still hurts to be told I'm 'not cute enough'. Well, hopefully I made him cry a little inside too.

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