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What happens after too much time doing online dating.. yes, I will respond to ridiculous emails.. for sheer entertainment value. Enjoy!!
From: girl flex
To: Me
is that skin as soft as it looks?? lol
From: Me
To: girl flex
All two some-odd meters of it... nice line, GF. Actually, my skin is pretty soft.
How's yours?
And, tell me - this inquiring mind wants to know - what are some of your interests? Or are you saving that for our first date?
I've been running a lot lately - maybe that's why my legs are sore? I've been running through your mind? Haha.. :p
How's yours?
And, tell me - this inquiring mind wants to know - what are some of your interests? Or are you saving that for our first date?
I've been running a lot lately - maybe that's why my legs are sore? I've been running through your mind? Haha.. :p
From: girl flex
To: Me
who said anything about dating?!.. I just wanna make out with that hot mouth of yours!!!
From: Me
To: girl flex
Hmmm... my hot mouth is somehow not getting closer to you.. are you SURE you want
to make out with it? You're not very convincing.
I mean, first, there's the whole waaaay too direct approach; I am thinking that I am definitely holding all the cards now! Ha!
Then, there's the fact that while you saaaay you want to make out with my hot mouth, I can only imagine that you will be kissing the screen if we don't date.
Finally, while you appear intelligent enough to type (or have hired a monkey to do the job), I don't know what you look like - unless you are trying to tell me, in an indirect way, that you are so ugly that I shouldn't see you. Should I call you Phantom?
Oh well; I will now wrap my hot mouth around a delicious ice cream sandwich. Yum.
to make out with it? You're not very convincing.
I mean, first, there's the whole waaaay too direct approach; I am thinking that I am definitely holding all the cards now! Ha!
Then, there's the fact that while you saaaay you want to make out with my hot mouth, I can only imagine that you will be kissing the screen if we don't date.
Finally, while you appear intelligent enough to type (or have hired a monkey to do the job), I don't know what you look like - unless you are trying to tell me, in an indirect way, that you are so ugly that I shouldn't see you. Should I call you Phantom?
Oh well; I will now wrap my hot mouth around a delicious ice cream sandwich. Yum.
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